Recent dreams containing jokes

I was having a sleepover with my boyfriend, a girl I'm not very close with but me and her talk, and some other people. Me and my boyfriend got into a small fight because I pulled his hair and he says that he wants me to stop pulling his hair. I walk away, angry, and go up into my room and as I'm walking up the stairs I can see my boyfriend talking to one of his friends saying "I have to go get my girl." and he comes up the stairs, following me, and tries to give me a hug but I don't hug him back. Then the girl I'm not very close with comes and gets me and invites me to go downstairs with her so we can watch a movie and explains that she's already asked the grandma that was there, I had never see this women before in my life but we went downstairs and stayed down there for a little before everyone comes down with us. Someone suggests an activity and I say okay, but I'm going to change into my pajamas. I go upstairs, and see a fight in the living room between two girls I've never seen before, and I saw one of my old friends who I haven't spoken to in a long time, and I stood next to her and she gave me a smile and we started talking and they were really fighting, one of the girls were getting beat up really badly and she was crying begging the other to stop, while the other was attacking her. And the girl that was attacking her grabbed her butt in a very weird way. Then a girl in the wheelchair intervened and said stop, and then when I turned my head it wasn't my old friend anymore it was my sister and we were making jokes, then we all starting singing a part in a theme song of a kid's show and the girl in the wheelchair turned out to be a girl I know from cheerleading, and she was no longer crippled and instead walking and talking fine.

I am with my girl once i loved her soo much we just roamed in school and make funny jokes and She said her friend how i love someone so deeply

I was In my class with my 2 friends khushi with whom I am close and ritu who is a really good friend of mine.both my friends were sitting together and I was behind them and my crush was sitting in the row next to us then after an small eye contact he asked me to pass his pencil box to him I passed it to him and started to small conversation with him then me and my friends sat with him and his friends.my two friends with him and I was sitting with his friend we made a few jokes and then I heard ritu saying to khushi that my crush might like her as his hands were accidentally but constantly touching her saying how to convey it to me ...I just behaved like I didn't hear.

A battle with 2 armies. I helped lead 1 army and wielded a sword and shield. My army was armoured men and women. Our opponents were magical monsters created by a witch in a tower using a magical orb. We had to fight our way through the army to get to the tower. Once we had destroyed the monster army, we confronted the witch in the tower. I goaded her with harsh jokes about her appearance into revealing herself. For some reason the jokes were all 20th century cultural references. Our army was uneasy about the references and did not quite understand them at first but quickly got onboard with them and started to laugh all at once. This infuriated the witch who reversed course and headed to the top of her tower again. The witch had a big hole in her face where her mouth and nose should be. When she revealed herslf a girl shot her magic orb away from her using a bow and arrow. I picked it up and began to destroy it. The fact was that unless I believed I could destroy the orb, then it could not be broken. And it did not break no matter how much i hit it and dashed it to the floor. Once I truly committed myself to destroying it, and beleieved i would destroy it, it shattered. Once it broke, my fist went all the way through it and the tower that the witch lived in began to crumble and the witch began to shrivel up and die. An orchestral symphonic piece of music began to play and once the tower had fallen it exploded.

I was driving to get my car washed when I ended up at my Mechanic's place. In my dream she is my mechanic but in real life i don't know her. She jokes around with me saying I can't just show up to her place and expect service right away, that I had to wait (she joked because there was no one else at the place). I was about to say that I was in my way to get the car washed when I stopped myself and asked her out. She smiled and said yes. Then I woke up. One other thing - she was blond and I don't usually go for blonds.

I dreamed I could suddenly understand sign language and it turned out all those people signing for the deaf during speeches and stuff weren't really interpreting whatever was being said but actually were just cracking jokes and making fun of whatever politician was talking.

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I was in school it seemed like a high school I was cracking jokes it made a girl fall in love with me we were together for a while and then I showed her that I can train dragons she loved it she even ad one of her own but one day she went out alone climbed a mountain alone with her dragon and died so did her dragon but the dragon was brought back to life

You decide you're going to throw a little party at your house like a BBQ and you invite all your friends and some coworkers. Its a big get together between your friends and lizs. Anyways, its a good party and everyone is having fun. As the afternoon goes on however I start to come to the conclusion im the black sheep and the butt of all your friends jokes, im talking immediate friends not coworkers, so I play along and play nice tell one of them calls me an Ignoramus because of my opinion on the laws involving merry-Jane. So a few of these people start coming after me and the conversation seems to turn hostile. Well I turn for support from you and you have completely sided with these folks and have all agreed im just an idiot who knows nothing and is obviously half way retarded. Well im pretty peeved but then it gets really personal because in my dream you state "well guys dont be to harsh, he is not as educated as us after all and what he is getting his degree in is basically a glorified P.E teacher". I was so so pissed in my dream I told you to suck a dick and when I was leaving everyone was like yeah you're right Rochelle and he is so dumb he can only react with aggression because he has no other emotions he can understand.

I dreamt about a guy who was older that I fancied. He was a true nature's man, fishing and playing sports. We met at some sports programme in a small town and as my classmates and I were leaving in the bus, we came across this bridge in the bus, under it a beautiful scenery of a lake. There I saw a man walk out of it. Suddenly, I was down there with the man, the guy I liked. He was catching fished with his hands though the water didn't look it's best and there was litter in it. He was being all serious focusing on fishing whilst I sit beside him attempting to crack stupid jokes.