Recent dreams containing pat page 5

Cleopatra and soldiers came to visit me

Okay cool. In this dream the team I always participate with in hackathons was also there. So we were going on a hackathon I can say outside Johannesburg and stuff and you were driving a blue range rover. I was in the front seat helping you with basic stuff like when you needed me to do the GPS for you and stuff. It was fun because everyone was so excited. We arrived at the hotel late at night and everyone went to bed. The next thing the team was at home having some dinner and you said you want to sort some things out you'll fetch us wherever we are and then you left your other phone with me. While everyone was eating you called your phone and told me to reply to you on whatsapp which I kept on doing. So it happened that I entered into your girlfriend/baby Mama chats and I saw the messages stating that she has a problem with me and she was suspecting that we were having a relationship that is not work related and that you're always busy with me claiming it's work and she even called me a home wrecker

In my dream I woke up from a minor surgical procedure to find they had tattooed my scrotum with a tie-dyed pattern. I was outraged and started arguing with the doctors but they didn't care. Eventually I realized it looked pretty good and came to like it.

Weird dreams about spatulas....every night....

Number after number so many digits all seem random crazy but suddenly see the pattern - code is revealed. Race to sell all crypto before crash. Saved by numerological prophesy.

I had a dream that my boyfriend found a new girlfriend and she looked familiar. They were dating right in front of my face. I was in the same bed as my boyfriend and he was talking to his new girlfriend. He said she was his new girlfriend so I went in the bathroom and cleaned myself up and decided the only to get back at him was to suck his dick. So I went back and I was about to get under the blanket and he said wait and told me he was already hanging up in her. She said who’s that and it shows me naked with patches on my chest. Only can see my naked boobs and the patches that had wires connected to my nose. Tori flipped the camera and said I’m with someone that’s when I noticed how I looked. She asked if that was lingerie I was wearing and he said no but I said yes on top of him cause I didn’t want her to know about my patches. Then tori said I mean yes, yeah it lingerie. Then she said whatever and hung up. Somehow niw we are on grandmas couch and he says now we can cuddle ( tori was wearing a silk red robe ) I was facing away from him as a sex position and turned me around to his chest to cuddle. Dream end.

I was the head of an ancient order of tantric monks. Our order had perfected extremely advanced sexual techniques that allowed us to transcend physical limitations of time and space. Many of these techniques utilized semenancy - and as a result most of the monks were constantly experimenting with supplements to increase the volume of the semen they were capable of ejaculating. Somehow these supplements were genetically modified by Elon Musk in such as way as to increase seminal volume several thousand times beyond the maximum sought by semenancy practitioners. As a result many monks were rocketed into earth orbit by the force of their own ejaculations. My dream ended just as I was about to interpret a particularly fascinating semen splatter pattern on the face of one of our young temple prostitutes. It was very frustrating as it seemed like the meaning of everything was about to be revealed just before I woke up.

Witch put an egg in my house I saw it then she accidentally broke it I telepathically moved a large sounding horn and then blew it had sex threatened the witches and they bowed before me

Texas chainsaw massacre and his psychopath family broke into my house and we're trying to kill me. I was hiding and one of them got like 6 inches away from me so I had to be so quiet I was scared they were going to know I was there

Kim Kardashian held a live streamed press event to announce that she'd realized she was the Cosmic Christ and was going to stop participating in all the evil conspiracies and being addicted to plastic surgery and so forth. In the middle of the press conference Reptilian aliens seized control of the stream and told us all to stay calm and ignore the obviously insane Kim and that they had everything under control Then I woke up