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I had a dream my ex- boyfriend was begging me for a kiss. I kept telling him no because his wife. I see myself in a hospital brushing my teeth and he is next to me. I start to feel bad because he is so desperate and tell him to ask his wife if out is okay. Later a mutual friend came into the dream. We all went to a park we had met at once. There was also a coworker there. We are all talking and my coworker decides to get down but falls and rips her shirt. My ex starts making jokes and makes my coworker mad. They start arguing but everything my ex says doesn't make sense. Our friend and my coworker are laughing at him and I feel bad. After they leave we are talking and people start walking by so we hide. Eventually the park is getting full so I pull him in and kiss him. I notice someone watching so I stop and start to walk away. As I am walking away he says he never wants to touch my face again. I ask him what he said and he repeats I never want too touch your face again.

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I saw me and my family(my parents) visiting my ex boyfriend s house, and his parents and all his relatives are present. it seems to be a planned gettogether, rather it seems, we are getting engaged. i m getting along beautifully with my mother in law, cracking jokes etc. the whole atmosphere is of happiness and celebration and jokes. my parents discover that some of our relatives are mutual. however they are a bit critical of the non pompous way the celebrations were being carried out, they feel our community is more pompous than them. but this feeling dissipates quickly since they carry out a community custom which is matching to ours and my parents quickly get comfortable again, as if they are one of us and are like us only. overrall, it seems to be a pleasant dream signifying celebration, happiness, merriment and getting along.

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I seem to be in a city, mind says dc, going to college. Swimming, bored. So I decide to go buy some weed. Hook up with some black dudes i had gone through before. Meet in strange graffiti out sub terrain tunnel. There is 2 of them. Other people everywhere. Get the weed, shake hands. I'm sitting on a bench and 3 more black dudes charge down the stairs. Big chrome guns catch my eye immidiately. They say, you know why we're here, to the dealers. Dead silence. They say get on the ground. I can't tell if they are talking to everyone in general or my 2 black dealers. Im becoming worried that they may think I am with them. Everybody in the tunnel lays down. I was the last to do so, very slowly, onto my side. Head towards the wall, feet towards them and slightly tucked under the bench I was sitting on. The first shot rings out, I can't see anything but I can feel sharp fragments hitting me.  Concrete?bone? Bullet? Not sure. Another shot rings out, and another. In total 12 shots ring out, all with an unnerving 2-3 second gap between them. No one screamed, nothing. I could feel the fragments and shock wave of each shot. Just the shots echoed in the tunnel. Then dead silence. I wait maybe 10 seconds before getting up. Everybody is still laying down on the ground. They only shot the 2 dealers. I exit up the stairs and into the street, holding back tears. There is a hippy girl sitting out side what I thought was the court house, or some other government building. I give her the weed.   "here" "Thank you!" "it's not worth it" I speed walk back to my college place. Go straight to the pool and jump in , letting myself float to the bottom for a long time. I ponder taking a big breath of water, but don't. I keep thinking someone is going to fish me put, but they just stand over the side and watch me. I get out of the pool and seek counsel in juniors girlfriend , who is not his girl in real life. We talk about how Scotty is in jail over herb. When josh comes in I hide my emotions and crack jokes. I wake up sweating and unnerved.

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By: Me Written on August 1st, 2012 I have had this dream around every seven years since I can remember and its been about three or four times now. I have not told to many people about my dreams because they get freaked out and somtimes I dream of things that come to pass. So here it goes... In my dream I wake up in my childhood bedroom and I climb out of bed and walk to the window. As I look outside the sky it calm and instantly a very loud sound comes from everywhere. It shakes me up so bad I lose all strength in my body and fall to my knees. As I stand up and look back out of the window the sky cracks open and Jesus is standing there in the sky. I fall to my knees and look up again and he's gone. A feeling of dread comes over me and I knew I have to get out of the house. Every door and window was locked shut except the back door. I ran out and ended up in front of the house. I looked around and saw that everything was destroyed and burned up and I meen everything. I ran down to the end of the block and saw to my right a tall skinny bridge covered in broken down cars. To my left was just a road leading through the neighborhood. I walked up the bridge and looked over the side when I got to the top. The water was filled with black sharks. I made my way down the other side and ended up in the center of my cities downtown where they hold the gospel music fest as well as other events. There were people wandering around like they were lost or zombiefied. They couldnt hear or see me or anyone else. On the stage in the center of the park sat three huge creatures. I dont remember what the ones on either side of the stage looked like, but the one in the middle was huge and had the body of a dragon and the head of a lion. They just sat there like living statues. I ran the other way down another street away from the creatures and stopped in my tracks. I had stopped at the edge of a huge abyss where the street fell off into nothing. Then I woke up. This is a reocurring dream but each time I have it I am able to go where I please through out the burned city and everything that I had dreamt before I still in the same places. Thanks for letting me talk about it other people I approached for some kind of help understanding it brushed me off with disrespectful comments and jokes about how I need a shrink. What do you think.

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I was dreaming that i caught my ex in the restroom having sex with his Male friend..in real life his friend isnt gay neither is my ex,but i was really sad crying about it i even told my ex that hes never gonna see his kids ever again to hug them and kiss them because that was gonna be the last time he hug and kissed them but seemed like he didnt even care much and was making jokes about it for example dancing like a girl and making his friend who he was having sex with dance with him and there wasnt even any music he was moving his butt on his friends private part.. and i left crying in a car his neighbor gave me a ride

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I was at this camp with my best friends, Emma and Kathy along with two of my favorite boy bands, The Wanted and One Direction. We ate dinner with The Wanted and told a lot of jokes and funny stories, basically got to know each other really well. Later on there was this huge dance party after everyone received back their AP Exam Scores in which Harry Styles, the boy band member I really like, asked me to dance. After our dance he asked me to the prom the camp was holding at the end of the week. So Harry and I walked up to the ticket booth holding hands to which my friend Kathy was super excited to see, and we bought our ticket. Later I told Emma what had happened and I told her she should go with Nathan Sykes, her favorite boy band member to prom. As soon as said this Nathan appeared walking down the hallway so i ran after him and Emma ran after me in hopes of stopping. she succeeded and we began pulling each other until Nathan appeared in the door wondering what was happening then walked away. as soon as he left Emma ran after him and appeared to have jumped up and kissed him.

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