Recent dreams containing Pooping page 3

Bird pooping on my left shoulder

I am wearing a black shirt with black suit pants. My mother passes by and asks me why I was wearing black. I did not reply. Then I went into a route behind our house where there in an extremely small girl is a bucket, and she raised her hands with joy when swing me and I carried her. Since she was easy to carry I turn around and see her big brother, whom I put on my shoulder. I fall down when I carried him on my shoulder. I stood up again and same thing happened. The third time I carried him and I did not fell but instead carried as if he was light to carry. Then I returned to my back yard and there was a headless cat pooping at our door, but the vat was struggling to have her head returned. Then she peed again. I jumped over the poop and the urine, then I saw, the cat has grown a head.

Per pooping barf boogers burgers smelly

I was in the car with two versions of my friend Sophia: one was very playful and funny and laid back, the other was more stuck up and cautious. Only the laid back one was named Sophia, the other one did not have a name. No Name was driving, Sophia was sitting in the middle in the front, and I was sitting in the passenger seat. I had my feet up and Sophia was playing with them. So I said Put my toes in your mouth, and she said ok! in a very cute and playful way. She started to suck on them very sensually and it turned us both on, even the no name, though she refused to let it distract her from driving. Later though, she couldn't control herself and started to suck on them too. Then they noticed I had a boner and I said Do you want to suck my dick? to the no name and she looked at me a little angrily and said You want me to put your... penis in my mouth? then I strategically turned the conversation around by saying No, I simply asked you if you wanted to put my penis in your mouth, and then she shut up until we got to my house. When we got to my house, I don't remember if we had any more sexual activities (we might have made out a little) but I went up to my room to get my bong so we could all smoke marijuana and Sophia texts me saying that she was still high and that she didn't want to smoke just yet. So I went downstairs to where the kitchen table is and sat down on the toilet to poop. Sophia and No Name were sitting on the couch watching what was called good Mtv which was good quality programming on the Mtv channel. As I was pooping my brother started to unlock the door to come home. I was naked so I threw a towel over myself and had an innocent conversation with him while trying to wipe my butt at the same time. When I was done, I went into the tv room but the two versions of Sophia were not there! Instead, my brother was just telling me about this good Mtv and that I should watch it. I looked around my house searching for my two sexy companions, until I went to rite aid to buy some stuff. When I got to rite aid I saw playful Sophia and my acquaintance Michelle, who is in my grade. They were both wearing a black tank top and jean shorts. They both looked so beautiful bThey didn't see me and for some reason I didn't say hi to get their attention. I saw them later in the checkout line and then I said hi. Doing a little shopping? I asked and they said yeah. Then I woke up.

I was pooping in my dream i sat on the bowl

Woke up and sitting at table eating breakfast when my mom asks me to get a pen for her, as I am looking, the doorbell rings. Answer the door and sister's friend walks in, asking me if I want to talk to one of my friends, and I'm like, no. Suddenly I'm in some other place, with a group of people I know, including that friend that my sister's friend asked about. Then we're in this house with a groundskeeper/i don't even know, and he doesn't seem to speak english, and we go to a school, but it's not our high school. And then we're back in the house and I'm playing with a cat and it jumps on me and starts pooping on me. And I get up, but all my friends are gone. And I clean the shirt, and go downstairs but the house is suddenly my own house and the groundskeeper is there and he can understand english and I ask him to drive me to the school. So says he will, and goes to get his car and I run upstairs to get my phone. When I get back, I walk outside (which is the outside of my house) and he's gone and then his car flies over a few houses and lands in front of me and I get in. Then I woke up.

Peeing toilet pooping

Seagull pooping on someone

I dreamed that I was renting a room in an apartment. I had a female roommate with blonde hair. I had my Maltese dog; Lucy with me. The roommate didn't like my dog and complained to the landlady that my dog was urinating and pooping all over the house. She was lying. Lucy was wagging her tail every time she saw me. The landlady came to tell me to give away my dog. She went to show me where Lucy had pooped in the kitchen. I picked up the feces and they were brownies. I showed the landlady this and told her that the other blonde roommate was lying and was trying to get rid of me and the dog. A friend of mine appeared in the dream and she was renting a room there as well. She made plans with the blonde haired lady and I tried to warn her that the blonde roommate was dishonest and was trying to have me evicted. She went into the bathroom and started to wash her hair while I was trying to explain everything to her. She was ignoring me. The blonde roommate came out to confront me and I started to choke her. She turned into a metal doll. She wasn't real.

A cow is pooping