Recent dreams containing ham

Suffocating hamsters tickling my prostate while Daddy and I freebase adrenochrome

That video going around of the Proud Boys running a train on the sodomite leader of Black Hammer. The one ending in the bukkake spurt scrying ritual.

I dreamed that my boyfriend was naked and walked in public feeling ashamed

I found my sister in the shamba holding her kids

Lubricating hamsters for insertion. Evil sex rituals. So much fun dream.

Hamster having sex

Lubricated hamsters and evil old Father O'Malley again. The same dream over and over

Baby kittens and jackhammers and the mess they make together

Hamsters ready in lubricated tubes. The congregation bent over and spread. Just as the priest is ready to begin the ceremony we are raided by PETA and everyone runs with their pants around ankles. Hamsters loose underfoot. Really scary.

We were at our church. The preacher was getting ready for the ceremony. He had a cage full of hamsters feeding greedily on amphetachow and ten cardboard toilet paper tubes lubed up and ready to go. The senior members of the congregation had already lined up, dropped their pants, and bent over. Just as the preacher was about to insert the first hamster an eagle swooped down and snatched it away as the congregation screamed in horror.