We were at our church. The preacher
We were at our church. The preacher was getting ready for the ceremony. He had a cage full of hamsters feeding greedily on amphetachow and ten cardboard toilet paper tubes lubed up and ready to go. The senior members of the congregation had already lined up, dropped their pants, and bent over. Just as the preacher was about to insert the first hamster an eagle swooped down and snatched it away as the congregation screamed in horror.