Andrew Cuomo in Shirley Temple drag singing
Andrew Cuomo in Shirley Temple drag singing "On the Good Ship Lollipop" while everyone laughs
Andrew Cuomo in Shirley Temple drag singing "On the Good Ship Lollipop" while everyone laughs
I was the head of an ancient order of tantric monks. Our order had perfected extremely advanced sexual techniques that allowed us to transcend physical limitations of time and space. Many of these techniques utilized semenancy - and as a result most of the monks were constantly experimenting with supplements to increase the volume of the semen they were capable of ejaculating. Somehow these supplements were genetically modified by Elon Musk in such as way as to increase seminal volume several thousand times beyond the maximum sought by semenancy practitioners. As a result many monks were rocketed into earth orbit by the force of their own ejaculations. My dream ended just as I was about to interpret a particularly fascinating semen splatter pattern on the face of one of our young temple prostitutes. It was very frustrating as it seemed like the meaning of everything was about to be revealed just before I woke up.
I was sitting in a room with other people all of a sudden police started shooting tasers through an open window at us the first one got the man beside me on the forehead the 2nd one got me in my temple then we were in a courthouse arrested on traffic violations. I asked the judge could I pay mine off and go home as I had some money and she asked how much money I had I told her $700 and she said ok so I left to go get my ATM card from my purse to get the money and all of a sudden a guy that had a crush on me was in the parking lot trying to get me to be with him and complimenting me and making me feel good the I realized what I was supposed to be doing and left in a hurry so I would not get into trouble with the judge and then woke up.
A sign that a great future is north of you, you were born to greatness. Resolving dreams in which beetles appear is related to the feelings and emotions we have about something from our real life that we have compromised on or alternatively something that has been destroyed Yufushit represents respect for authority, but also protection and acceptance of more acceptable standards. In dream-related meanings, we often associate a beetle with hard work, clear planning, and the use of relationships in order to move forward in life. It is not uncommon to dream of a beetle attached to a garden, and if that is the case, it suggests that through the expression of your true feelings you will be able to learn lessons that will help you in life. @ Beetle is attached to material well-being. In this world we see material attainment as a positive trait in society; That is why this dream symbolizes that it is important to trust the universe in everything it provides. Negative feelings towards life due to material troubles can sometimes cause further problems or worries, so it is best to stay away from them as much as possible. @ In your dream you may have… @ I saw a beetle in the garden. ## Encountering a beetle in the garden. ## Felt good with a beetle or did not try to kill it. ## I saw a ladybug. ## See black beetle. ## Notice a beetle falling on the ground. ## Looks like a lot of beetles. ## Notice the beetle walking on your head. ## See beetle flying away. ## There were beetles crawling on you. ## Kill the beetle or beetles in your dream. ## Looks like a colorful beetle. ## Encountered by a harp. @Positive changes occur if… @ the beetle was friendly and did not harm you. ## You were not afraid of the beetle. ## The beetle passed during a positive state. @ Detailed Dream Interpretation חיפוש @ A beetle in your dream often indicates warm and passionate feelings you present towards others. It is important to be aware of your surroundings, and to avoid any extreme emotions like jealousy. To dream of a ladybug indicates a part of your personality that is not visible, and probably needs to be revealed so that you can move on in the future. If you dream of a black beetle, then this dream shows that you have many options in the project below. @ Sometimes a beetle displayed in your dreams can predict great sorrow and grief. If you see a beetle falling to the ground, your projects may suffer delays. A beetle coming towards you can predict that your wealth will increase. A lot of beetles in your dream can be a symbol of profit, and it can indicate that your modesty will attract the attention of the people around you. @Dreaming about a beetle walking on your head can be a sign of problems in business and love, while black beetles are a sign of magic and trouble. A flying beetle indicates luck in love and work. To dream of beetles crawling on you means that you are about to go through a financial crisis. If you kill the beetles, the economic situation will improve, and you will have some financial gains. A beetle in your dream can be a bad sign that you will unfortunately experience problems, loss and money. It is advisable not to risk anything important in the near future. ## Try not to apply for or offer a money loan right now as there may be difficulties in your way. @If the beetles climb on your body it means things may be worse than you expected. Aside from the financial problems in city life, there are people in your social circle who will try to confuse and upset you. Seeing a creeping black beetle warns you that you are laying hands-free plots in working condition. If the beetle is chasing you, it warns you of removing smoothness and dishonesty. For a young woman who dreams of beetles covering her legs, it indicates that she will succumb to a cunning lover. For a man it's time for a fresh start. Emotions you may encounter during a beetle's dream… ## confused. Rejected. Afraid. I'm terrified. Worried. In control. Furious. disgusted. Worried. anxious. surprised. confused. … In a dream, a beetle represents a perfumed and rich enemy, a boring person who travels in many financial transports between countries, a disgusting, dirty and disgusting person, or an evil servant. A female beetle in a dream means the death of a woman in a crib, or she may represent a stubborn and tireless woman. If you see a beetle turning into a scorpion in a dream, it represents an enemy whose real intention is unknown…. … The dream of beetles symbolizes thoughts and feelings of something in your daily life, while compromising or destroying. Example: A man dreamed of seeing a beetle on the couch. In real life he experiences his father throwing a sharp object on the couch and tearing a hole in it…. … Dreaming of hiding beetles declares poverty or poor health, especially in your family. To dream that a beetle is walking on your body warns you of serious problems, especially health problems. To dream that you are killing a beetle is a sign of self-control over problems that may arise. To dream of beetles rising on the wall of a beautiful building or temple symbolizes prosperity…. … If you dream of a beetle it predicts the ups and downs you will face in your life note. There is a possibility that someone is trying to hurt you because of the project you are currently doing. The dream indicates success and failure, which you will have to go through when pointing out your goals. Yes, you will feel the pressure and everything will be very capable of challenge, but you must remember that ~ is always the darkest before dawn ~, which means that the meaning you are in will lead you to success in the end…. … If you dreamed of a black widow, one of the species of spiders, the most common explanation for this dream symbolizes fear and / or instability. The black widow is known to have dangerous aspects of her personality, and especially female. It also symbolizes forces of darkness, unknown secrets and hidden desires. If you are in a relationship, you may feel overwhelmed and unable to be yourself. Otherwise, you are the one who is trying to bind that person and has control over your actions. In reality, the black widow spider is known to have destroyed your spouse, so your dream symbolizes the feminine aspects of you and the amount of control over your personality that you take, no matter if you are male or female….> Find more dreams containing 'beetle'
Access. Ready to enter or something to keep private. Happiness and long life. A door may be seen as a calling for Christ. Jesus knocks on the door of thy home temple, and awaits for us to open up to him, and welcome him in. In thy dream if the door is open that may signify acceptance to the Lord. If in thy dream the door is shut the accecptance is yet to be known sometime somewhere. A door may be seen as a calling for Christ. Jesus knocks on the door of thy home temple, and awaits for us to open up to him, and welcome him in. In thy dream if the door is open that may signify acceptance to the Lord. If in thy dream the door is shut the accecptance is yet to be known sometime somewhere. To dream of entering a door, denotes slander, and enemies from whom you are trying in vain to escape. This is the same of any door, except the door of your childhood home. If it is this door you dream of entering, your days will be filled with plenty and congeniality. To dream of entering a door at night through the rain, denotes, to women, unpardonable escapades; to a man, it is significant of a drawing on his resources by unwarranted vice, and also foretells assignations. To see others go through a doorway, denotes unsuccessful attempts to get your affairs into a paying condition. It also means changes to farmers and the political world. To an author, it foretells that the reading public will reprove his way of stating facts by refusing to read his later works. To dream that you attempt to close a door, and it falls from its hinges, injuring some one, denotes that malignant evil threatens your friend through your unintentionally wrong advice. If you see another attempt to lock a door, and it falls from its hinges, you will have knowledge of some friend's misfortune and be powerless to aid him.> Find more dreams containing 'doors'
The number 40 is significant in Jewish, Christian, Islamic, and other Middle Eastern traditions. It can represent an estimate, or many of something. Judaism Rain fell for "forty days and forty nights" during the flood Spies explored the land of Israel for "forty days." (Numbers 13) The Hebrew people lived in the Sinai desert for "forty years". This period of years represents the time it takes for a new generation to arise. Moses' life is divided into three 40-year segments, separated by his fleeing from Egypt, and his return to lead his people out. Several Jewish leaders and kings are said to have ruled for "forty years", that is, a generation. (Examples: Eli, Saul, David, Solomon.) Goliath challenged the Israelites twice a day for forty days before David defeated him. Moses spent three consecutive periods of "forty days and forty nights" on Mount Sinai: He went up on the seventh day of Sivan, after God gave the Torah to the Jewish people, in order to learn the Torah from God, and came down on the seventeenth day of Tammuz, when he saw the Jews worshiping the Golden Calf and broke the tablets He went up on the eighteenth day of Tammuz to beg forgiveness for the people's sin and came down without God's atonement on the twenty-ninth day of Av He went up on the first day of Elul and came down on the tenth day of Tishrei, the first Yom Kippur, with God's atonement A mikvah consists of 40 se'ah (approximately 200 gallons) of water 40 lashes is one of the punishments meted out by the Sanhedrin, though in actual practice only 39 lashes were administered. One of the prerequisites for a man to study Kabbalah is that he is forty years old. Christianity Before the temptation of Christ, Jesus fasted "Forty days and forty nights" in the Judean desert. Forty days was the period from the resurrection of Jesus to the ascension of Jesus. In modern Christian practice, Lent consists of the 40 days preceding Easter. In much of Western Christianity, Sundays are excluded from the count; in Eastern Christianity, Sundays are included. Islam Masih ad-Dajjal roams around the Earth in forty days, a period of time that can be as many as forty months, forty years, and so on. Muhammad was forty years old when he first received the revelation delivered by the archangel Gabriel. The Quran says that a person is only fully grown when they reach the age of 40. The Significance of the Number 40 in Islam MV: The number 40 is repeated in Islam a lot of times. Only Allah knows the answer, so gathering a lot of information I have found lots of things that took place with the number 40. Musa Alahi salam traveled 40 years in the desert. Musa spent 40 days on Mount Sinai where he received the 10 commandments. Prophet Ibrahim spent 40 days in a fire and lived because Allah made the fire like flowers. Prophet Yunus was in a whales mouth for 40 days. On the 40th ayat of surah baqarah Allah changes the topic. Forty was the number of days that Prophet Ilyas spent in the wilderness before God appeared to him in a cave on Mount Horeb. Forty was the number of days that Prophet Isa was tempted in the desert by Satan. Muhammad was praying and fasting in the cave for 40 days. Muhammad then had 40 followers to spread the religion of Islam. Prophets Dauud and Suleiman each ruled for forty years. Regarding the flood that Noah encountered, it is said that for forty days water continued to pour from the heavens and to stream out over the earth. Prophet Isa walked the desert and fasted in the wilderness for forty days. There is also a hadith from Mohammad that the prayers of a person who gossips would not be accepted for forty days and nights. (Al-Kafi, Vol. 6, p. 400) Imam Ali has narrated from Mohammad that one who memorizes and preserves forty hadith relating to their religious needs shall be raised by Allah as a learned scholar on the Day of Resurrection. It is said that a person’s intellect attains maturity in forty years, everyone according to his own capacity. It is believed that one who assists a blind man for forty steps becomes worthy of entering heaven. Imam Baghir has said: “The prayers of someone who drinks wine are not accepted for forty days.” Believers have also been encouraged to devote themselves to God Almighty for forty days to see the springs of wisdom break forth from their hearts and flow from their tongues. Mourning period officially last for 40 days Yazidism In the Yazidi faith, The Chermera temple (meaning “40 Men” in the Yazidi dialect) is so old that no one remembers how it came to have that name but it is believed to derive from the burial of 40 men on the mountaintop site. Russian folklore Some Russians believe that ghosts of the dead linger at the site of their death for forty days. Hinduism In Hinduism, some popular religious prayers consist of forty shlokas or dohas (couplets, stanzas). The most common being the Hanuman Chalisa (chaalis is the Hindi term for 40).> Find more dreams containing '40'